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Post Posted: Feb 23, 2011 9:44 am 
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1. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

2. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

3. 5 days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

4. Earth First! We'll strip mine the other planets later.

5. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

6. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

7. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

8. If we are what we eat, then I'm cheap, fast and easy.

9. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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No soldier ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor soldier die for his country.
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My favorite of all time:

Ted Kennedy's car killed more people than my gun!

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"That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."

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I brake for bumper huggers!

If you're gonna ride my a**, at least pull my hair. (This one made me chuckle!)

Follow me home..I DARE YOU!!

I'm a white, Christian, conservative Republican! How else can I p**s you off today?

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work hard, succeed, & be happy, just to p##s off a Democrat.

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always wanted to make one that says "Lexus schmexus"


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or how about "Free Tibet....only while supplies last"


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Retard - Republican
Spelled different, sounds different, means the same thing

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Cold? Hungry? Out of work?
Eat an environmentalist.

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